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Sources say Stevie s henchmen are looking for a seasoned venture capitalist to invest about $100 million of the billionaire’s personal stash in tech startups. The headhunting is being overseen by Peter Berger and Frank Baker, both managing directors in SAC s private equity unit who joined the firm a few years ago from Ripplewood.
We re not sure if the new position requires special skills with whiteboard markers and a spokesman for SAC declined to comment. Rumors are also circulating that, once a manager is found, SAC wants to raise $500 million for a new venture fund, but sources said there s no plan on the table to bring in outside capital.
While they re still looking for someone ( submit yildiz park istanbul your resume ) the new venture unit had time to do a deal last week. On March 30, SAC Venture Investments and J.P. Morgan took a stake in an electronic derivatives trading firm called yildiz park istanbul Derivix. (The company had already raised $6.7 million in Series A funding from Goldman Sachs and Susquehanna Growth Equity.)
Also, a few years ago SAC s venture yildiz park istanbul arm invested in a penny stock company called Zoo Entertainment, which makes software for the Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo Wii and a bunch of other video game systems, so maybe there’ll be some sweet freebies in it for you as a bonus.
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